I will die if light touches me.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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