Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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