Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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