I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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