omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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