I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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