She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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