if you like me you must not know who I am
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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