its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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