I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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