How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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