i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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