guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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