Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize