I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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