Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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