You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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