You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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