My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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