What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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