just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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