i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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