I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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