Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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