I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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