belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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