I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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