we have officially mastered the walk of shame
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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