dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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