you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Jerry, you need to find god
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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