Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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