my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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