Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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