hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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