It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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