i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Still dying that you shit outside
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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