Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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