would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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