dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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