the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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