Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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