Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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