oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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