question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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