Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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