I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My vagina is very pro this idea
Randomize