he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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