yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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