it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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