New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
where are my eyebrows?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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